Lawak (Comedy) Nostalgia

Hari ini, setelah selesai melakukan beberapa pekerjaan, saya iseng-iseng membuka account multiply saya. Disana saya menemukan dua lawakan dari warkop dari era tahun 70-80 an. Lawakan yang walaupun sudah saya dengarkan berkali-kali tapi tetap membuat saya tertawa terkekeh. Lawakan yang termasuk cerdas, bahkan masih jauh dari slapstik atau pornoaksi seperti film-film warkop era 90an.

Konon, di awal berdirinya, warkop adalah sekelompok pemuda kuliahan yang sering nongkrong dan mengisi acara warung kopi di radio Prambors. Kelompok ini terdiri dari Dono, Kasino, Indro, dan Nanu. Acara ini begitu digemari masyarakat pada waktu itu, sehingga mereka sempat membuat beberapa rekaman yang berisi lawakan acara warung kopi. Selanjutnya, kelompok ini mengubah namanya menjadi Warkop DKI. Karena Nanu meninggal dunia dan warkop tidak menemukan pengganti yang tepat.

Waktu demi waktu berlalu, warkop dengan lawakannya telah menjadi legenda lawak di tanah air. sampai sekarangpun, film - film warkop era 70-80 an tetap saya tonton dengan terkekeh-kekeh. Bahkan beberapa adegan dan kata-katanya yang terkenal saya hafal seperti "Jangankan mobil, Jakarta kalau perlu saya beli" di film "Gengsi Dong". Lumayan untuk melepaskan stress. Kalau anda ingin ikut mendengarkan, bisa di klik disini

A letter to GOD

Once upon a time, a little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.

A smart machine

In One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he better go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill realized he had nothing to lose, so he poured a jar with his urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer once more made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Give him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."